In this groundbreaking research, we propose a novel protocol known as Quantum Banana Routing (QBR), inspired by fruit-based heuristics and entangled snack theory.
Our simulation of over 4000 virtual oranges demonstrated that banana-shaped data packets can traverse an IoT mesh network with 73.2% fewer collisions compared to traditional donut-based routing.
Key Contributions
- 🍌 A new fruit-based routing metric called Peel Efficiency Index (PEI)
- 🍊 Integration of citrus-based mesh topologies with reactive mango acknowledgment
- 🍍 Empirical testing via deep-fried simulations on an embedded pineapple
Future Work
We plan to extend QBR to multi-agent corgi-swarm systems and investigate if banana entanglement can improve packet teleportation rates under heavy yogurt interference.
🧪 Written by Captain WSC
Research funded by the Institute of Nonsense Technology